cupofteaorgtfo: Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow
Doofenshmirtz: See? See, one day you're gonna look back on this and laugh.
Monogram: I assure you, for the rest of my life, every time I look back on this I will personally drive over to your house and smack you.
I love this man so much.
Today, I got an email from my husband. Hi Monchichi, I need to go shave my head again. I lost 15 pounds. I love you and miss you. Love Always, Louis I’m laughing and I’m crying, y’all.
emilyjanejefford: disney-lingling16: icandothisallday: jolt3: Eridan taking a bath for the first time. There are sad people on my dash, so have a duckling taking a bath. ;A; <333 Thomas loves ducks. One day we’ll get one <3
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That would save me a lot of money.
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larryconfirmed: in hell they make you listen to all your favourite songs covered by kidz bop on repeat
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evenasmallstarshinesinthedark: aylahasbeetus: evenasmallstarshinesinthedark: aylahasbeetus: So my ear still hurts. I took half a Lortab last night that I had leftover from some dental work last year. All that did was make me feel crappy and drag ass all day today. I even tried the old “put ear wax remover in, then try to irrigate” trick tonight. All I ended up with was a fucking soaking… ...